Your Theory of Relativity has really created waves and you are to be congratulated on that score. However, I have to indicate a few things that appear to have escaped your attention.
Mom is always finding fault with my lifestyle. She says I sleep all the time. When I pointed out to her what you have brilliantly derived that time is relative, she pooh-poohed the idea. She refuses to accept the fact that for a certain inertial system my nap of three hours could shrink to a mere three minutes and actually dismissed it as balderdash.
She also complains that I eat far too much—as if such a thing is possible!—and have become fat and lazy. Once again, I showed her your clever equation that establishes mass-energy equivalence to point out to her that my extra bodyweight translates into lots and lots of energy. But all she could say was, I should have my head examined.
Uncle Al, you may have convinced the world of physicists that you are onto something hot, but unfortunately you draw no dice whatsoever with your sister.
Your despairing nephew,
delusions-- the psychiatrist much concerned with my bank balance
63, lives in Mumbai, India. Having entered the haiku realm in 2007 he has since written and published haiku, senryu, and tanka extensively. Shying away from haibun all this while, due to cold feet, he attempted his first haibun in November 2017. He now has nearly 50 published haibun to his credit.